physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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