he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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