dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We are two peas in an std pod
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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