Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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