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You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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