conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
did you just send me my own nude
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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