Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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