You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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