Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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