Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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