idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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