I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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