absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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