I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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