**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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