I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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