Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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