Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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