ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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