Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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