she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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