Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
