when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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