Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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