Dual....:-)
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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