Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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