I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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