Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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