I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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