I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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