even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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