The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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