yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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