the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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