Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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