Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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