wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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