he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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