My nipple is on Facebook.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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