I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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