the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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