I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
