Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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