The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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