I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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