Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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