now i know why i became what i already was.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
