North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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