i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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