Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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