I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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